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I laughed, yes. I hope I don't have to wait another two years for the conclusion...
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I'm surprised that so many people consider this accurate, as I didn't consider it to be very much so at all. There was also no real explanation of what was going on in each test, even after the quiz was over. The determining of the average of the numbers at least deserves some explanation.
The "bagels and orange juice" also seemed to be somewhat of a ripoff of (or perhaps just homage to?) the promise of cake in Portal. In fact, the whole questionnaire is rather similar to the one on Portal's official website.
Overall, I have to give the dissenting opinion that the game is rather uninspired. 6/10 because it at least kept my interest.
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This is great in its simplicity and stupidity. DEFINITELY going to get Underdog of the Week. A very nice concept.
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thanks, if i do get underdog it'll be amazing, my first award :D one can only hope!!!
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I was just thinking yesterday (or perhaps earlier today) about the first part, sure that the second would never come out. Congratulations on actually releasing part two.
That said, there really is NOTHING original about the story. It's a big ball of anime/fantasy cliches that, so far, does not present anything creative. In both episodes of Valhalla Knights, I laughed out loud at the corny dialogue. Still, I commend you for HAVING a lengthy story that seems to be planned out pretty well.
The main redeeming factor this series has is the animation quality, which is much higher than the average Flash. However, looking at the work for its overall quality, originality, and substance, there is not much there.
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Overall I thought it was somewhat funny, but not that original. Montages of people trying to do something and failing are a staple of cartoons. Also, at least two concepts are right out of JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC: (1) Someone trying to kill himself and never being able to succeed, and (2) someone attempting suicide by jumping from a high distance, but landing safely at the expense of squishing someone else. And the getting hit by a car thing has been pretty much done to death. I could tell it was going to happen when it happened on FAMILY GUY five years ago. Still, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
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I tried for a very long time on level 16, then gave up. 3D graphics, fantastic. We don't see much of that in Flash. Style was perfect. I give sound a five because even though there wasn't any, it was fine without it. However, it would have been improved with sound. Violence: ten, because even though there wasn't any, any violence would have ruined the game. Interactivity: ten, of course. Humor: ten, as it didn't have/need any. Overall: 9. The only way I could think that it could be better is with sound and possible hints.
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