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Enthalpy Game Coming Soon to SEGA Dreamcast! Also to PC, if you're into that kind of thing.
Posted by NAveryW Jan. 3, 2009 @ 6:48 PM ESTEnthalpy, the upcoming Flash series based on the characters from Of the Couch, McDarnold's, Raptor Lincoln, and the Nicholas' Weird Adventure games, is nearing the completion of its first episode (as in some time this year).
It is also set to become the first-ever (unless I've missed or forgotten something) Newgrounds animated series to get a commercial console game release! My SEGA Dreamcast game, tentatively titled Enthalpy Super Fun Adventure Game, Hooray!, is now officially estimated to be released by the end of February. You'll be able to order it online, pop it into your Dreamcast system, and... you know... play it. It features original old-school graphics (a "hip" way of saying deprecated 2D graphics that people today would consider "bad" but were considered "good" a decade or two ago), original music, and the same kind of comedy anyone who's seen my Flashes would expect. The disc includes three stand-alone episodes, each of which is about the length of Nicholas' Weird Adventure 2. Yeah, as far as console games go, it's rather short, but it's probably only going to cost eight to ten dollars.
You do have a SEGA Dreamcast.... don't you?
You don't. What are you, some kind of moron? How are you supposed to play this awesome game?!
Oh, right. You can also play it on your DOS-enabled PC. And if you don't have DOS, you can use FreeDOS or DOSBox. See, the game will run automatically on your Dreamcast, but if you don't have one, you can put the disc in your computer, copy and paste an included folder to your PC, and play it in DOS.
You'll buy the game, right?
You won't. What are you, some kind of moron? Oh, I get it. You're just going to wait until it's been pirated so you can download it online for free. Look, just because it's old-fashioned doesn't mean I didn't put a lot of work into this game. Don't think you-...
What? You don't want to play it at all? Then why are you even reading this?
What's that? You want me to stop making assumptions about what you're thinking?
No. Never.
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